Hmm. The Dealbreaker has a post today about the eight different kinds of women. They compare women to financial instruments. What's the junk bond woman like compared to an investment grade security woman? Check out this interesting peek into the mind of one man.

Here's one of eight types of women according to him;

The Collateralized Debt Obligation: Upon first glance she's the debutante donned in pearls. The perfect specimen of woman, whose high cheekbones and slender waist immediately bring to mind images of summering the Hamptons, sailing on the Cape, and professionally photographed images of a family-to-be (golden retriever included) lounging aside the dock, shoeless and dressed in seersucker. A perfect marriage candidate for any man desirous of merging his life with that of a well-bred woman whose pedigree includes a generous trust fund compounded by generations of wealth. But behind the ribbons and pearls, she is a soul-sucking black widow--the most frightening of all the types. She grew up on the wrong side of the tracks (probably in a trailer park) listening to "Fancy" while dreaming of seducing heads of states and CEOs. Though she hasn't a penny to her name, she is able to lure the most talented of men with her well trained charm that effortlessly conceals her subprime roots. All should be wary of this type, though most will never know they have encountered a CDO until their bank accounts are empty, their house is in her name, and she is speeding off in the benz with the tennis pro.

photo by szlea