Heidi Montag can no longer see her nose when she looks down. She's told Us Weekly that “I’ve always been very insecure about my body. On the beach, if I was standing next to a girl with big boobs, I’d be like, ‘I hate her!’ I hated my nose too. I have my dad’s nose, which is huge. It took up so much of my face, when I looked down, I could see my nose. I couldn’t get away from it!”

Is it just me or does Us Weekly have a completely twisted idea of the meaning of the word 'revenge'?