Darren Rowse must surely announce the birth of his baby soon. A huge congrats will be forthcoming to him and his wife.

Here's the incredible scoop. We were able to negotiate exclusive rights to the first photo via Getty Images.

This baby's birth vies in importance with the most anticipated birth that occurred a week ago in the heart of Namibia. Will Darren Rowse's child be as beautiful/peaceful as the most beautiful and peaceful Shiloh? Will his baby allow him to continue blogging at Superman capacities? Or will this baby keep him from coaching tens of thousands of bloggers?

Or may we see a replica of the father where the baby's first words are 'Blog Daddy Go!'?

Judge for yourself. Here is Cosmetic Makeover's exclusive first photo. (Even before the baby is born!)

For those who don't know about Darren Rowse, he is the Internet's leading pro blogger. His site is the inspiration for thousands of bloggers who pine to make a living off this excruciating sport for the wired intellect. His wonderful insights keep us sedated in earning a few dollars a month in the certain conviction we will be millionaires soon if we can follow his steps on the path.

Darren Rowse makes serious money with his blogging. Our guess is he will bring in more than enough to buy a second house this year.

Well, that was our guess before the baby is born. Soon Darren will lose his sleep and his sanity. At least for the first few months; when caring for an infant is a two parent full-time job. Later he will learn to take the advice of other parents. He must try to close his door and keep it firmly shut if he wants to continue his blogging fortunes. Even when little angel voices are calling on the other side. We predict he will find this impossible to do.

We wish Darren great joy and luck in his new life passage. We think he adores children and hope to see a Problogger Baby blog emerge soon.