Brigitte Nielsen, age 44, is planning to get a facelift, eye lift, breast lift, fat injections, liposuction and dental work.

And she wants us all to watch this as it happens. Nielson was married to Sylvester Stallone for a couple of years in the mid 1980's.

She tells Der Spiegel:

"I know I am the first female celebrity in the world who has allowed herself to be filmed like that in an operating theater. I know I will be breaking a taboo. But I’m sure that it will provoke a new discussion. It’s time things change. I feel 30 and want to look that way again.”

Nielsen posed for Playboy magazine 20 years ago and plans to do so again later this year to show off her new body. See some good photos of what she looks like now (with a scary close-up of all the wrinkles on her face) and how she looked when younger.

Update July 25th: Nielsen is showing off her new post-surgery look. Check out before and after pics here.

CoolMom debuts today. It's a series of video clips providing funny tips for moms. Host Daphne Brogdon takes a lighthearted look at how women who have become mothers now view the world around them. Here's one episode about putting on makeup while in your car.

The show is owned by DECA, perhaps the first of what will be a new breed of Hollywood studios who see the future of TV online and have deep money pockets to launch their visions.

This is a hilarious video. The funniest thing we've seen on YouTube.

It's actually a sneaky way for a company to get immense free viral marketing online.

Here we have real people waiting at an airport when an actor suddenly disturbs them. The scene gets funnier and funnier. The cameras are hidden.

Here's Melissa before and after. She usually wears oversized clothes that are too big for her. She's got a small collection of lumpy sweaters and usually wears her hair in a ponytail.

In the after photo she's wearing colors different from her skin tone and her hair is highlighted with fine highlights to create dimension.

See more interesting before and after photos of five other women at What Not to Wear.

Hmm. The Dealbreaker has a post today about the eight different kinds of women. They compare women to financial instruments. What's the junk bond woman like compared to an investment grade security woman? Check out this interesting peek into the mind of one man.

Here's one of eight types of women according to him;

The Collateralized Debt Obligation: Upon first glance she's the debutante donned in pearls. The perfect specimen of woman, whose high cheekbones and slender waist immediately bring to mind images of summering the Hamptons, sailing on the Cape, and professionally photographed images of a family-to-be (golden retriever included) lounging aside the dock, shoeless and dressed in seersucker. A perfect marriage candidate for any man desirous of merging his life with that of a well-bred woman whose pedigree includes a generous trust fund compounded by generations of wealth. But behind the ribbons and pearls, she is a soul-sucking black widow--the most frightening of all the types. She grew up on the wrong side of the tracks (probably in a trailer park) listening to "Fancy" while dreaming of seducing heads of states and CEOs. Though she hasn't a penny to her name, she is able to lure the most talented of men with her well trained charm that effortlessly conceals her subprime roots. All should be wary of this type, though most will never know they have encountered a CDO until their bank accounts are empty, their house is in her name, and she is speeding off in the benz with the tennis pro.

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