Kim Ayres makes fun of himself when he says;

"When I was a teenager I used to fantasize about having my own pair of breasts to play with. Now, as an overweight, middle-aged man, I seem to have them - and it’s not as much fun as I thought it would be."

Ayres used to weigh 275 pounds. Now he weighs 187 pounds. I guess he's lost his breasts along the way and is not too upset about it.